An old woman goes into a sex shop and asks the assistant if she can have a look at an assortment of vibrators. Despite a wide range of colours, shapes and sizes, none of them appeal to the old lady. She looks up and says to the assistant, "Can I have a look at the tartan one up there on the shelf?" "No", replies the shop assistant. "That's my Thermos Flask."
Wishful Thinking
by ballistic 9 Replies latest social humour
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Sirona
LOL
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Crumpet
dirty minded ballsy!
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looking_glass
Hey, there are thermos flask vibrators out there. I was at a sex toy party and there was a rep from the store. It was hysterical some of the stuff she brought with her. There were about 30 of us and we had so much fun. Some of the stuff we just could not understand how it worked or how a woman would not injury herself in the process. Ladies if you get invited to one of those parties GO it is great.
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ballistic
Hey, there are thermos flask vibrators out there.
Ladies if you get invited to one of those parties GO it is great.
How come I never get invited!!
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kls
Teehee,,,,,,,,
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Crumpet
I went to one of those parties just before valentines and whilst I didn't get a thermos as such I did get a little gadget called the dirty dolphin which I can highly recommend for couples who want to jazz it up a bit! It saved my relationship and was only £15.
(hehe)
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delilah
How come I never get invited!!
Um, Ballistic, perhaps it's because you're not a Lady???? But it is loads of fun, when there are men present at these types of parties.
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LEC
LMAO....
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JH
dirty minded ballsy!
Just dont get caught by the boss here