funny webpage on how to be aggressive when witnessing. Think its a real JW?

jwfacts

http://www.eel.nu/witnessthis/witnessthis.html

And a question, is/was Jackie Chan a JW?

lisavegas420

Remember, "Heels are for whores, never for doors."

There is one question you will inevitably face. "If we take Birthdays and Christmas away from our kids, won't they kill us in our sleep?" The answer is, of course, yes.

The modern Witness is in. The new "hip" and "cool" J.W.'s (as the kids on MTV are calling us) are "in" and "hot".

wtf???

lisa

rebel8

Considering that they list Huckleberry Hound as a JW (he's a cartoon character) and say this, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not a JW. He is making fun of dubs too much.

Did Ficticiousus give up at the battle of Nijmegen even though his dagger was damp? (Debbie 4:36)

and poop on Christmas

PS-I submitted it to Fark.com! PPS-If anyone knows who this guy is, put him in touch with me.....I'd love to use it for Spoof Awake Articles.

unclebruce

oops .. sorry folks .. I'm shooting blanks again

unclebruce

Set fire to the house. Use gasoline and rags if you have to. Then, when the family escapes the blazing inferno that was once their home, you can discuss the beliefs of the Jehovah's Witnesses in the comfort of their own front yard. Besides, where else are they going to go? They'll respect you for your persistence.

It's funny but no where near subtle enough to be hilarious or other than a pisstake. A humorous over the top read, thanks jwfacts

Faraon

JW Facts,

And a question, is/was Jackie Chan a JW?

According to

http://www.akasico.wanadoo.es/akasico/html/carticulos/131880_1.html he is a Buddhist.

PS, I am not sure abour Huckleberry Finn . I am intrigued about Keenen Ivory Wayans. His picture and name appear twice. His father was a JW, but I don´t think he is one.

misspeaches

And a question, is/was Jackie Chan a JW?

Not that I'm aware of but his parents lived in our territory...! (and he never came to our meetings when he was visiting them)

daniel-p

That was genuinely hilarious. I like the reference to the "scriptures" the best.

funny webpage on how to be aggressive when witnessing. Think its a real JW?

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