Combating Terrorism

by El Kabong 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    I urge all people in the USA and other Nations to participate in this activity....

    We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

    So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, or pork, a cold six-pack at your side, and a nice rack of spare ribs, is further proof of your anti terrorist sentiment.

    The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    I feel it is my duty to do this.

    Does it matter if I KNOW for certain there are no muslims in my neighbourhood?

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    Katie: Better to be safe than sorry....

    I think posting pics online would be helpful as well....

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    Even if you knew that to be the case it would be showing solidarity to the cause.

  • MuadDib
    MuadDib

    If we were to institute this as a regular (read: daily) occurrence, it would effectively trap terrorists indoors permanently. Doesn't have to be a one-time thing...

  • averyniceguy
    averyniceguy

    That is not a good idea! The terrorists will blow themselves up killing all of us!

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