In the news today...

by ballistic 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    A UK helpline for people with gambling problems with the rise of online gambling is receiving tens of thousands of calls... so there are worse web sites to be stuck on than JWD.

    hmmm, I could set up a premium rate "addicted to JWD" help line.

  • damselfly
    damselfly

    LOL But I would have to *want* to change.

    Dams

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    But wouldn't you wanna call me Dams? I only cost One pound a minute???

  • atypical
    atypical

    I start shaking if I'm away from jwd for too long. is that a problem?

  • ballistic
    ballistic
    I start shaking if I'm away from jwd for too long. is that a problem?

    No, this could be a low blood sugar level or caused by long term alcohol abuse... JWD addiciton is when you notice you no longer feel bordom, all your free time is taken up, the wife and kids have left but you haven't noticed and you've pulled the trash indoors so you can throw pizza boxes into it.

  • atypical
    atypical

    hmmm.....i wonder if alcohol abuse would be a good solution for my low blood sugar and jwd addiction...

    maybe I'll just call your helpline instead.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I'm qualified to answer all your questions.

  • juni
    juni
    pulled the trash indoors so you can throw pizza boxes into it.

    Thanks Ballistic. You're the answer to my prayer. By the way what is your toll-free number? hummmmmmmm?

    Jedi Juni (cheese and black olives only)

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