Now that would be a show!
How do you suppose it would pan out?
Jerry Springer Show: Recently Departed Bethelites vs The Gov. Body
by What-A-Coincidence 8 Replies latest jw friends
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collegegirl21
I think it'd be interesting... Jeery would have a handful of fun :)+
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Elsewhere
Oh yeah! This would most definitely result in a chair being thrown across the studio!
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Mary
All those there to support the Governing Body would be chanting: TED-EEE! TED-EEEE! TED-EEEE! TED-EEE!
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collegegirl21
Lol
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Finally-Free
I don't think I'd want to see it. The thought of GB members shedding half of their clothes is not appealing. Neither is the thought of Teddy on the pole.
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hamsterbait
Gov Bod: "This is our Jerry Springer moment,
Let's give a thoro witness now"
Bethelites "This is our jerry Springer moment,
We want a decent pension now"
Audience: "W T F? W T F? W T F F F?"
Bethelites: "You throw us out like trash
Leave us in the gutters to thrash
with cancer and poverty, our lives just
a matter of levity to you,
living off missiles tobacco and the UN."
Gov Bod: "Give FS another bash,
prove to us you are not trash.
cancer and poverty will disappear
you don't need our cash"
Bethelites: W T F? W T F? W T F F F?
Gov Bod "Listen to the hand
Speak to the hand
Surely with more WT study
You will one day understand.
(when you are all dead - HAHAHAHAHAHAH)
Bethelites "W T F etc,"
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collegegirl21
Haha.... this is hilarious!
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What-A-Coincidence
i would like the GB to say to each other, "i slept with your wife". etc. Then HELL would break loose. They would beat the crap out of each other.
this reminds me. I wonder if a GB member lusted after another GB's wife. If someone did, it would probably by Sydlick's.