What happens when you scan your Teddy Bear

by Nosferatu 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Okay, I have this 40+ year old teddy bear that has been passed down many times. It's really ratty and doesn't have much fur left, but it's still holding together!

    Anyway, I figured I'd throw it on my scanner and see what pops up. The face looks absolutely freaky!

  • luna2
    luna2

    That looks demonic, Nos. I think its time to burn that thing and put it out of its misery. lol

  • kristyann
    kristyann

    I'm glad that you said what that was beforehand, cause I never would have known.

    However, that is one of the funniest subject lines I have seen ever!

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    Your teddy reminded me of one of my favourite stories:

    The Velveteen Rabbit — Margery Williams

    "What is REAL?" asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"

    "Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."

    "Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.

    "Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."

    "Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?"

    "It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become.

    It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

    "I suppose you are real?" said the Rabbit. And then he wished he had not said it, for he thought the Skin Horse might be sensitive. But the Skin Horse only smiled.

    "The Boy's Uncle made me Real," he said. "That was a great many years ago; but once you are Real you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always."

  • Apostate Kate
    Apostate Kate

    It's staring at me

    I think it belonged to Chucky.

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    It looks like a ferret on crack.

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    I have a Furby, at least that's what it's named. It's a toy that looks like a demon and it talks to you when you go by it sometimes. It senses the vibration I guess. It says a bunch of wierd things and sometimes learns words you use. It says my dog's name(Coco) sometimes. I'm sure JWs would think it was demonized. It's always saying different stuff. A while ago it said."again and again." Don't have any idea what that ment. It seems almost alive.

    Ken P.

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