by StifflersErSlayersBrother 7 Replies latest jw friends
Lightning, has just struck my brain....
Im going to start a new religion. Im gonna call it "Board" Witnesses. This board has become so addictive, I look at this as a 24 hour meeting whenever i want it (minus all the lies, crapy talks, and crying babies(well, most of the time))Anyway, WHOS WITH ME!
wot's in it for ME?
If you are starting a new reliogion, can I be either an eloder or a miniosterial serovant or a regoular pioneer?
I think I will stick with the heathen thing .heathens have
more fun
Guidelines By Judge Cool T Stiffyford of the Swatchtower, Bile, and Crack Sosiety of Board Witnesses
Rule 1. All members must act as heathens, as we the GB (Goofy Buttmunchers) are inspired and directed by these.
Rule 2. All must drink in moderation
Rule 3. All must grow a beard unless you dont want to.
Rule 4. If you can't remember how many drinks you've had, you probably haven't had enough. Drink more, but only in moderation.
Rule 5. What was rule 2 again?
Rule 6. 88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer.....
Rule 7. BLAHHHHH!!! GAG!!!!! Oh, i dont feel so good....
but what about eternity and everlasting life . . .
Get real kid, you dont actually believe that do you...
Thinking to self: Hmm, make people thank that they can live forever if they come to you... more donations... MORE BEER AND DRUG MONEY!!!
OH YES! We will ALL live in paradise on earth, so long as you post 5 topics a day. If you do not do this, your are considered inactive and an apostate!
can i swop the beer for baily's irish cream and pina colladas?
