- Imagine Jesus in a suit
- Imagine Jesus checking out which postarmageddon house he likes the look of
- Imagine Jesus delving into all the sexual details in the backroom judging committee
- Imagine Jesus dictating that a small child is subject to their abuser because there wasn't two witnesses
- Imagine Jesus tallying service hours and 'marking' poor performers
- Imagine Jesus shunning his own child who has simply had a bellyfull of 'changing light'
- Imagine Jesus walking around with a black bag knocking on every door in the street
- Imagine Jesus ...........................
hard to imagine