The time is at hand!!!

by RedhorseWoman 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    Well, maybe not....or perhaps it is. Judge for yourselves.

    Subject: Fw: Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture
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    > > > > ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday
    after
    > > > > leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best
    > > > > described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
    > > > >
    > > > > Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up
    resulted
    > > > > from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently
    > > > > convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people
    > > > > floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the
    > road
    > > > > who she claimed was Jesus.
    > > > >
    > > > > "She started screaming "He's back!, He's back!" and climbed right
    out
    > of
    > > > > the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet
    Williams,
    > > > > husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at
    > the
    > > > > scene.
    > > > >
    > > > > "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams
    > said.
    > > > > She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus
    was
    > > > > gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
    > > > >
    > > > > "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the
    force,"
    > > > > said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
    > > > >
    > > > > Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that
    > he
    > > > > was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the
    bed
    > > > > of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls
    > > > > filled with helium which then floated up into the sky.
    > > > >
    > > > > Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his
    > > > > friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms
    into
    > > > > the air in frustration, and said "Come back," just as the Williams'
    > car
    > > > > passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting
    > people
    > > > > up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who
    > > > > says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
    > > > >
    > > > > When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied
    > > > > "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like
    > this
    > > > > to happen."

  • StifflersErSlayersBrother
    StifflersErSlayersBrother

    sayyyy, havent I seen this post before?... SPAM!!! :P :)

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Maybe it'd been around, but it sure is funny.

    S

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