.... is that, at any time in the future, if you happen to be talking to a JW who doesn't know your history, you can make believe that you learned all this stuff at that one convention day you attended because somebody gave you an invitation to a district convention...
'Yeah I tell you, I mean you people seem polite and all, but I can't stand that they spent the whole day telling the children that they can't go to college, and that they kept saying over and over that the end is near....'