Was reminiscing about a Lyman Swingle story today...

by WTFBBQPWNT 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • WTFBBQPWNT
    WTFBBQPWNT

    A bethelite friend back in the day told me that, during the time Swingle was the head of the writing dept. and was working on writing his assignment in a new release publication or an "important" new Watchtower issue...that he would lock himself in a room for 3-4 days with no food and no water, just him, his research, his writing, and supposedly his prayers.

    I remember how hearing things like that made me really think that the FDS must really be approved and guided by Jehovah. Either way, he must have been a pretty spiritual man.

  • Mysterious
    Mysterious

    Or he was attempting to induce hallucination in order to come up with the crap they publish.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Maybe he locked himself in for days and had a pornofest with me myself and I. Putting out a new book may have made him really horny. He may have reasoned I work so hard for Jehovah he surely will let me slide.

  • lawrence
    lawrence

    Maybe he was eating paper dragons or Phoenix birds laced with lysergic 25? Maybe? Maybe, a few Adolph Coors and shots of JD to calm down the rantings? Maybe?

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