by IP_SEC 7 Replies latest social humour
To the tune of "Here I Am, Send Me"
You slew the dinosaurs with stones
of me-teo-ors from you throne
In killing Phil-istines you relish
To satisfy your foreskin fet'sh
You dont like men who go-oh down?
Tur-urns your smile into a frown?
Lord dont kill me, kill me, kill me
I've not seen por-orn recently
No rated "R"s have I seen Lord!
Dont kill me, kill me, kill me.
Anyone like to add the next verse?
"""""SHUDDER"""""""""
The "kingdom" songs make me feel quite sick!
I couldn't bear it!
Sirona
Have you heard this Dusty Rose song...
"Ain't no Christmas for the Jehovah's Witness"
http://www.harraway.com/dustyroze.html
A GREAT LAUGH
You cruel-ly gave out older light
Which seemed cor-rect, but wasn't right
Your wrath will sear all those who pray
To God the Lord but do not say:
"The Watchtower is really good!
I'd love to die from lack of blood!"
Lord don't kill me, kill me, kill me
I'd simply sin if I were free
The rules exist to protect me, LOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!
Don't kill me, kill me kill me.
1. You slew the dinosaurs with stones
of me-teo-ors from your throne
In killing Phil-istines you relish
To satisfy your foreskin fet'sh
You dont like men who go-oh down?
2. Men make the point that God‘s no mo;
They don’t think this life is his show.
Some worship idols made by sports;
Some would put Caesar in God’s shorts.
Who’ll tell the wicked “go to the store?”
Who’ll warn of God’s great final bore?
“Lord, here I am! bend me, bend me.
I’ll sound the warning fearlessly;
No greater motor could there be, Ford?
Here I am spend meat, spend meat.
(Chorus)
Joanie The Jehovah's Witness Stripper
She drives a new car
Wears expensive blouses
She tells her mama
She's cleaning houses
She goes out witnessing
Doing the lord's work all week
But on the weekend
She's making ends meet
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string
And she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew
He'd prob-ly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
One night down at the club
Her daddy walked in
He didn't recognize
His daughter dancing
She wore a blonde wig
He had sunglass
When she got naked
He started clapping
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string
And she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew
He'd prob-ly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah's Witness stripper
If you ask her why she does it
She looks at it this way
She says I'm counting my blessings
Every night when I get paid
She once lived in poverty
And now everything's alright
The lord showed her how make
A thousand dollar a night
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string
And she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew
He'd prob-ly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
(This is a hidden track on this CD and is
appended to the song, Resurrection Day)
She drives a new car
Wears expensive blouses
She tells her mama
She's cleaning houses
She goes out witnessing
Doing the lord's work all week
But on the weekend
She's making ends meet
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string
And she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew
He'd prob-ly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
One night down at the club
Her daddy walked in
He didn't recognize
His daughter dancing
She wore a blonde wig
He had sunglass
When she got naked
He started clapping
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string
And she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew
He'd prob-ly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah's Witness stripper
If you ask her why she does it
She looks at it this way
She says I'm counting my blessings
Every night when I get paid
She once lived in poverty
And now everything's alright
The lord showed her how make
A thousand dollar a night
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string
And she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew
He'd prob-ly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper
One of my favorites.
Here's an original "Kingdom Melody" (of sorts)...
