MRS. GUMBY'S LEMON CURRY!
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It will also rid your home of flies, wasps and Jehovah's Witnesses.
Taken regularly, it is a specific for Women's Ailments, and ends Cramps and Colic in small children.
Demetrius Kerpivnick, of Antbreath, OK, says:
"I take MRS GUMBY'S LEMON CURRY regularly at every meal, and I have not had a problem with my ingrown toenail for fifteen years. My dog likes it, too."
Arnold Farstenschlepper, of Fessbinder in Co. Cork Ireland, says:
"I love MRS GUMBY'S LEMON CURRY. It forms a major part of my diet, along with small pieces of wood, string, and the occasional pebble for roughage. It keeps me regular."
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