an old man is at the doctors office. the doctor says: "ive got bad news and worse news". the old man says: "give me the bad news first". the doctor says: "you've got cancer". the old man hangs his head and says: " whats the worst news?". the doctor replys: " you've also got alzheimers"(sp). the old man replys: "well, at least i dont have cancer."
funniest joke i've heard
by bonnzo 3 Replies latest social humour
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myelaine
two young boys were sitting in the hospital waiting room one day and one boy says to the other boy, "so what are you here for?" and the second boy says, " well I'm going to get my tonsils out." the first boy says, " you'll be fine, I got my tonsils out when I was 4 and I got to eat ice cream and jello and it wasn't that painful at all." then the second boy said that's a relief, I was kind of scared." then he says to the first boy, "so what are you here for?" and the first boy says, " circumcision" the second boy says, " wow, good luck, I got that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"hehehe
michelle
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collegegirl21
Those are both really funny. LOL.
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Stealth453
A man sitting on a park bench notices little Johnnie sitting across from him, eating candy bar after candy bar. After watching about 8 or 9 disappear, the man says, "excuse me son, eating that much candy all at once is very bad for you. It will rot your teeth, make you fat, and give you bad skin". Johnnie looks at the man for a second and says, "my grand-daddy lived to be 96". "Did he eat candy bars 10 at a time like you?', asks the man. "No" replies Johnnie, "he minded his own god damned business".