Sewing Seeds on Saturday Morning

by Carmel 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    While working at one of my rental units this morning hooking up a pressure washer to wash down the house, who should stroll up behind me but three dubbies passing out invitations to the district convention. The oldest, bout 60ish asked me if I lived here or was "just working". I told him "neither, I own the place"! So he and a 40ish male along with what looked like a ten year old went to the door of the back apartment and left a flyer with my 83 yr old renter. As the latter two were on the door step, the oldest one came back to me and offered an invite to which I respectfully declined. At that point I couldn't help myself and launched into my disdain for an organization that harbored peodophiles. Then I asked him point blank, was he one! You should have seen how white he turned. He couldn't get away as the other two were still talking to my renter. I asked him if there were any peodophiles in Astoria, to which he sputtered a feeble "no"! I asked how would I or that young boy know whether or not either one of you "men" could be trusted since the witnesses protect the identity of those that are. He turned tail and headed out without waiting for the other two just to get away from my questions. As the younger male and his youthful companion came by me I bid them farewell with a "have a nice day" loud enough for all to hear.

    Made my day!

    carmel

  • Highlander
    Highlander

    I hope he goes home and does some research about his beliefs before he decides to preach again.

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    Right on, Carmel! I bet you messed with his head for the rest of the day.

  • Mysterious
    Mysterious

    I find that they are just trained in rote replies and any time you say something that requires an intelligent response it shakes them up and they sputter and don't know what to do with it.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    I find that they are just trained in rote replies and any time you say something that requires an intelligent response it shakes them up and they sputter and don't know what to do with it.

    Don't they have role-playing at Kingdom Halls, to teach people how to field certain questions and responses? Watch for the new one:

    Dub 1 (Field Service Dub): KNOCKS ON DOOR

    Dub 2 (Householder): OPENING DOOR What do you want?

    Dub 1: I'm a Dub, and I'm inviting you to our Kingdom Guiltfest

    Dub 2: I bet you're a paedophile!

    Dub 1: I am not!

    Dub 2: Are too!

    Dub 1: Am not!

    Dub 2: Are too!

    ...

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Geez you're a bastard Eli, I bet it was a hot day and you never so much as hosed 'em off

    For he who hoses off the least of these my brothers ...

  • Inquisitor
    Inquisitor

    Darn! And here I was thinking this was a thread on reproductive activity on a Saturday morning!

    wINQ

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Greetings Carmel

    A bigto you.

    Dismembered

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    "Then I asked him point blank, was he one! You should have seen how white he turned."

    Methinks you struck a nerve. Good job!

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow
    Made my day!

    And spoiled his!

    Good job Carmel, wll done.

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