BIBLE STUDY (To the tune of "Garden Party" by Rick Nelson) (Do you own version too!)
I went to a Bible study to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories and sing our songs again
When I got to the Bible study, they all knew my name
But no one would talk to me, I didn't sound the same
But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, you can't please Jehovah god, so you got to please yourself
People came from miles around, everyone was there
CT brought his jelly fish, there was magic in the air
And over in the corner, much to my surprise
Freddie Franz pullin' down his pants and wearin' his disguise
But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, you can't please Jehovah god, so you got to please yourself
I spoke of all the old light, thought that's why they came
No one heard the verses, they didn't read the same
I said hello to Miracle Wheat and Theocracy
When I sang a song about the Golden Age, it was time to leave
But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, you can't please Jehovah god, so you got to please yourself
Someone opened up a closet door and out stepped Nathan H. Knorr
Preachin about how its sin to doubt, and bein' such a bore
If you gotta be at Bible studies, I wish you a lotta luck
But if kingdom songs were all I sang, I'd rather drive a truck
But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, you can't please Jehovah god, so you got to please yourself
I Went To A Bible Study To Reminisce With My Old Friends (Song lyrics)
by Mistah MOJO 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Mistah MOJO
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KW13
sadly i am not as talented as you, very good though
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sandy
LOL I liked that one!