I can't figure out how to copy and paste to this post, but if you go to amazon.com, and then do a search for 'Jehovah witness' you will get 3 pages of items, including shirts that say:
I love Jehovah's Witness girls! and ARMY Jehovah's Witness and Kiss me, I'm Jehovah's Witness
There are also packs of bumper stickers that say "Proud parent of a Jehovah's Witness."
Just goes to prove that you CAN find anything and everything imaginable on line....