Dear Abby, I need advise

by Outaservice 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    Dear Abby,

    I have two brothers and two sisters. One brother is a Jehovah's Witness Circuit Overseer, and the other one was just sentenced to death for murder.

    My mother died from insanity when I was very young. My two sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to feed the family.

    Recently I met a girl who was recently released from a feformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child, and I want very much to marry her.

    My problem is this: If I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother who is the Circuit Overseer?

    Thank you,

    Outaservice

  • mama1119
    mama1119

    Is this story true??? If it is, its pretty sad, i must say, and if it is not, thats a good one :)

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Yes. If you have any children, they might inherit some of the same genes he has. The child could grow up to become a circuit overseer or pioneer or elder's wife if a girl. She would be taking a high risk and she needs to know this going in. There is no genetic testing for this faulty set of genes. Your love might end up terrified and smother the rest of her future babies. Lots to think about there. You both might want to consider being sterilized.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Dear Abby,

    Aren't you DEAD?

    Warlock

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    LMAO!

    Dear Outa

    for crissakes dont tell anyone about your brother being a circuit overseer. Any self respecting drug dealer, murderer armed robber or prostiture wouldnt give you the time of day if they knew.

    I suggest you pretend he is in a mental institution, and pay a friendly mentalist to imitate him on the occasion of pretend birthdays.

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    LOL! An oldie but a goodie - nice update.

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