Yes, I'm tired. For several years, I've been blaming it on age,
lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity,
dieting, under arm odour, yellow wax build up and another dozen maladies that
make you wonder if life is really worth living.
But I found out it isn't that. I'm tired because I am
over-worked.
The population of this country is 51 million, 21 million are retired.
That leaves 30 million to do the work. There are 19 million at school, that
leaves 11 million to do the work. 2 million are unemployed and 4 million
are employed by the Government. That leaves 5 million to do the work. One
million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the work.
3 million are employed by the County and Borough Councils leaving 1
million to do the work. There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in
prisons,
which leaves 2 people to do the work.
You and me. And you're sitting on your arse reading this rubbish
while I'm working. No wonder I'm blooody tired.