The Truthiness™ Will Set You Free....

by Scully 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Scully
    Scully

    Disclaimer: This rant is intended as a work of satire.

    Wow. In January 2006, the American Dialect Society announced that it's Word Of The Year for 2005 is truthiness.

    Truthiness is a term that has been popularized by satirist Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central's show The Colbert Report.

    What, exactly, is "truthiness"??

    truthiness refers to the quality of stating concepts or facts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than concepts or facts known to be true. As Stephen Colbert put it, 'I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart.'"
    the quality by which a person claims to know something intuitively, instinctively, or "from the gut" without regard to evidence, logic, intellectual examination, or actual facts.

    It seems to me that truthiness is the very heart and soul of the WTS and of 6 million JWs around the world who follow the WTS. They call it The Truth™, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary with regard to doctrine, historical foundations, and even secular scholarship that resoundingly refutes the audacious claim of being The Truth™.

    So what is it that makes JWs cling to the WTS belief system, despite all this contrary evidence? It must be the truthiness of the message. The fact that they want to believe that it is true, and the fact that there are 6 million others who also believe and want it to be true, is such a compelling argument, is it not? The emotional investment - the years spent and personal sacrifices made - in the truthiness of The Truth™ is, for many JWs, so overwhelming, that to accept reality as a viable alternative would cause crippling emotional devastation.

    Is it such a bad thing to want to believe in something so badly, despite facts to the contrary, that you are willing to shun your children, parents, grandparents, siblings or friends, forsake looking after your retirement and pension, turn down opportunities for personal advancement, in order to waste your life on something useless like a money-grubbing cult? Isn't a cult the very epitome of capitalism, by acquiring wealth at a maximum rate of return for the least investment possible? When you have people actually believing in the truthiness of the con, they don't even feel like they're being conned. If they're willing to buy and sell truthiness as a commodity, while the rest of us deal with the harsh reality of the non-cult universe, who are we to argue with them? Doesn't that leave us in a vastly superior position, since we are willing to shake off the mental anaethetization of truthiness and deal with life as it needs to be dealt with?

    Maybe for some people, the mental anaesthetization of truthiness really does set them free, the same way drugs and alcohol sets other people free from their personal woes and anxieties.

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    Reality is the 'cold hard truth' and Jehovah's Witnesses hope against hope that what they have is reality. But it is a striving after the wind and going to prove to be elusive as time goes on. All is vanity! God is not following their instructions.........................

    Outaservice

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    Brilliant, scully.

    And more evidence that Jon Stewart and his posse have brought a little sanity to a world gone mad.

  • Confession
    Confession

    What a great post, Scully. I have for some time admired the way you think and express yourself. This concept of "truthiness" was my inspiration for the poem/song, "It's The Truth!" Here are two excerpts...

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s be resolute

    Tho the Truth changes from day to day

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Tho it might not compute

    We’ll call it “The Truth” anyway!

    And your reference to "drugs and alcohol" brought this portion to mind...

    Mental programming and Group Dynamics

    Are effective but often cause stressing

    So many Jay-Dub alcoholics

    Deep down find their lives so depressing

    Keep your noses to grinders and put on your blinders

    Drink a fifth of cold Absolut

    If you’re badly blue, the fault is with you

    It has to be, this is “The Truth!”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s drink to the Truth

    Our lives filling up with dismay

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Time to break out the hootch

    We need to get numb right away!

    As Little Toe and I have both noticed, poetry threads don't get much attention here at JWD, but for any who want to read the entire thing, go here... http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/116628/1.ashx

    Uh oh... Was this a hijacking? I guess not. Again most people here aren't into poetry. Anyway, Scully, I liked your post.

    Confession

  • Scully
    Scully

    That's awesome poetry, Confession! Thanks for adding it here because it fits in so nicely with the theme of truthiness.

    Here's a pic captured from Colbert's discussion on truthiness, and one of the main reasons why truthiness is so attractive to people like JWs:

  • Confession
    Confession

    Glad you liked it, Scully. As audio productions are part of the work I do, I keep thinking I'll record it in my studio. But I'd really love for the refrains to be sung "Kingdom Melody" style, so maybe at some future gathering of ex-JWs I can record them.

    Confession

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    There all just a bunch of Aholes.

  • Seeker4
    Seeker4

    Truthiness - that really sums up the JWs, and a lot of other folks today. I want it to be true, so it must be true. Don't bother me with facts. I just know this is the truth in my heart.

    Great post! Thanks!

    S4

  • badboy
    badboy

    WHAT AN INTRIGING WORD!

    NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE!

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