.....YOU MIGHT JUST BE AN ELDER IF......

by LuciousJ 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • LuciousJ
    LuciousJ

    If you get off sitting in a room with the door closed so you can ask a young woman what position she had sex in........you might just be an ELDER.

    If your highest degree is janitorial but at night you are the "MASSA".........you might just be an ELDER!

    If you walk around during the meetings and whisper in several mens' ears.....you might be an ELDER.

    If you live out of your Cadillac and wear Armani Suits and eat at the most expensive restaurants because it's all paid for..........you MIGHT be an Overseer!!! (Sorry, had to throw that one in there).

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    ...you have a wife who gossips too much.

  • Arthur
    Arthur

    If your briefcase is bigger than your car . . . .

  • mama1119
    mama1119

    If you wear highwaters with a double breasted suit and still think you look hot..........

  • delilah
    delilah

    if you lust after the hot, young, single, pioneer sisters in the congregation......

  • blondie
    blondie

    you have a wife who gossips too much because you tell her all the confidential info about the congregation.

  • HalfWayThere
    HalfWayThere

    If you don't have to face a JC for a serious sin because it happened more than 2 or 3 years ago....

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