I've not heard a great deal of DF announcements to be fair, but I remember when I was about 9 or 10, I was visiting a friend during the summer vacation. At the midweek meeting, his elder dad got up to give an announcement. He began by mentioning a large plant, from the cities botanical gardens that had made the news, that flowered once every 50 years. I can't remember exactly what he said, but it went along the lines of "we all look forward to seeing that plant bloom again in 50 years time in the new system of things, but we must understand that some of us won't be around to see it then. It is with saddness that we announce that sis X has been disfellowshipped." Queue gasps from the audience.
I am not making this up.
The rest of the DF announcements I have heard have been pretty straight - "X has been disfellowshipped".
Anyone heard anything similar?
Regards
J