Rewrite your favorite....

by ButtLight 19 years ago 7 Replies latest 19 years ago social humour

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  ButtLight 19 years ago

  Kingdom melody! (ok, favorite may have not been the right word)

  From house to house, from door to door,

  The whole world we do bore!

  They slam the doors right in our face

  But we go back for more!

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  daystar 19 years ago

  We are Jehoover's bitch-eses

  we speak out in bitterness

  ours is the god of true fallacyyyyyyyyy!!!

  What he foretells fails to be.... ever....

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  Fe2O3Girl 19 years ago

  "They are gifts from Gooooood!

  Beat the little Sooooood!!"

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  Finally-Free 19 years ago

  BLOOOOOOOOWWWW YERRRRRR LOOOOOOAAAADDD ON JEHOOOOOOOOOOVER...

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  JH 19 years ago

  Firm and determined on JWD, time we spend

  Prepared with posts and threads, without end

  http://d21c.com/ljesun/song029.html

  Then, forward, you Witnesses, ever strong blow a fart
  Rejoice that in God's work you too have have a part!
  Go tell far and wide God's new order is near.
  But don't forget the beer !!!

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  ButtLight 19 years ago

  Then forward you witnesses, think with your own mind!

  Get on the internet, and you soon will find!

  The UN's our friend, and that you dont have to fear,

  cause the new system will never be here!

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  JH 19 years ago

  http://d21c.com/ljesun/song113.html

  We were Jehovah's Witnesses

  We spoke out of fear

  Because the elders were near

  What we foretold, didn't come to pass

  OK brother, now pay for the gas !

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  fullofdoubtnow 19 years ago

  Unhappy are those heeding watchtower reminders

  Slaving for the org with broken hearts

  Obeying all their orders promptly

  From their rules not daring to depart

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