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by mouthy 19 years ago 9 Replies latest 19 years ago social humour

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  mouthy 19 years ago

  new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the
  produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder
  and the smell of fresh rain.
  
  When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent
  of fresh hay.
  
  When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
  is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
  
  The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
  
  I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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  hubert 19 years ago

  Good one, Mouthy.

  Oh, and stay away from the bean aisle, too.

  Hubert

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  fullofdoubtnow 19 years ago

  It would be fun to see people's reactions if one of the local supermarkets did something like that.

  .Good one Mouthy

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  Woofer 19 years ago

  LOL!

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  mouthy 19 years ago

  Oh, and stay away from the bean aisle, too.

  Hubert I dont even have to be NEAR a bean I am doing what comes naturally!!!WHEW!!! I do have candles burning if you come visit LOL

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  ButtLight 19 years ago

  Thanks, I needed a good laugh! Um what about the Sauerkraut?

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  mouthy 19 years ago

  Um what about the Sauerkraut?

  I am a sour rat!!!! that is the same---- it goes with the beans. LOL

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  confusedjw 19 years ago

  What about feminine products?

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  love2Bworldly 19 years ago

  LOL That is hilarious!!!

  I just sent that joke to a few friends. Thanks for the smiles.

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  mouthy 19 years ago

  What about feminine products? Come on I am NOT Sarah I am 79.... I even pass the mens counter with a smile of rememberance

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