new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder
and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent
of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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mouthy
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hubert
Good one, Mouthy.
Oh, and stay away from the bean aisle, too.
Hubert
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fullofdoubtnow
It would be fun to see people's reactions if one of the local supermarkets did something like that.
.Good one Mouthy
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Woofer
LOL!
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mouthy
Oh, and stay away from the bean aisle, too.
Hubert I dont even have to be NEAR a bean I am doing what comes naturally!!!WHEW!!! I do have candles burning if you come visit LOL
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ButtLight
Thanks, I needed a good laugh! Um what about the Sauerkraut?
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mouthy
Um what about the Sauerkraut?
I am a sour rat!!!! that is the same---- it goes with the beans. LOL
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confusedjw
What about feminine products?
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love2Bworldly
LOL That is hilarious!!!
I just sent that joke to a few friends. Thanks for the smiles.
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mouthy
What about feminine products? Come on I am NOT Sarah I am 79.... I even pass the mens counter with a smile of rememberance