by Dansk 7 Replies latest social humour
Italian guy:
Ven I make-a-de-love to mya woman I finis by carressing 'er so genteely and she er rise abova de bed six inchis in ecstasy!
Frenchman:
Zat ees nutting! Wen I make lurv to my wooman I finsh by caressing 'er ever so tenderlee and she rizes abuv the bed twelve inches in ecstasy!
Mancunian (from Manchester) guy:
Eeee that's nowt! When I take 'old of me lass we 'av a right good time makin' love and afterwards, when I wipe me penis on the curtains, she 'its the roof!
Ian
lol
I know at least one Derby guy who would be hard to beat.
I know at least one Derby guy who would be hardto beat!
Whatever do you two get up to? - As if we didn't know!!
Ian
Whatever do you two get up to? - As if we didn't know
Well, we live in a one bedroomed flat, so take a wild guess!
Ian, you are naughty....................but nice
Im gonna tell hubby that one.
Us Mancunians are the best.
Us Mancunians are the best.
What's a Mancunian?
A Geordie is drinking in a London bar when he gets a call on his mobile
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of
drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just
produced a typical Geordie baby boy weighing 25 pounds
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Geordie just shrugs, "That's about average in the Northeast. Like I
said, my boy is a typical Geordie baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of
"Jeezaz" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Geordie returns to the bar. The bartender says
"You're the father of that typical Geordie baby that weighed 25 pounds
at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks.
We were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh?"
The proud father answers, "17 pounds"
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25
pounds the day he was born."
The Geordie father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his beer, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly
says..............
"Had him circumcised"
