Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about.
You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not
like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have
ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever
happy--will you let me be yours?
Jane
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about
you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like
you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined
me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings
whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy.
Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane
The Importance of Good Punctuation
by Clam 6 Replies latest social humour
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Clam
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serendipity
Very clever!
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compound complex
Dear Clam,
I recall these little gems from RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT years ago:
Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia.
Pardon impossible, to be sent to Siberia.
And with your indulgence, some French homonyms:
Massacrez tous [kill everyone].
Ma sacre' toux [my d_ _n cough].
As the tale was told regarding the same-sounding words, a general was cursing his persistent cough, and an underling mistook those words as an order to shoot everyone. Believe it or not!
Yours truly,
CoCo
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mama1119
Thats pretty funny!!
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Clam
Haha CoCo - very good!
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parakeet
That's great, clam! It sounds like something that could have come from the pages of my favorite English stylebook, "Miss Thistlebottom's Hobgoblins" (Theodore Menline Bernstein).
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moggy lover
OK, here's one I picked up somewhere along the walk of life:
That that is is that that is not is not is it it is
Which becomes:
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is it? It is.
Cheers