JW's for Dummies (Part V)

by Preston 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Preston
    Preston

    … you feel invisible…. Very few of your fellow brothers and sisters feel inclined to talk to you now. You’re viewed as dangerous…Funny, you’ve never felt this way about yourself.

    You start feeling like a scapegoat….

    You do some research about the beliefs of Jehovah’s Witnesses as well as their history…

    … and when the elders tell you that you shouldn’t be aware of people’s criticisms of the society you…well…couldn’t care less…

    You begin to enjoy reading posts like on JW.com like…

    “Young People Ask: What’s so bad about boobs anyways?”

    … and people embarrassing themselves during meetings

    You realize there are a variety of opinions that people have about JW’s

    Some biased…

    Some unbiased…In any case…

    It’s hard holding all of your disagreements in…

    You do research on all of the Watchtower’s past presidents including… ahem….

    Charles Taze Russell

    F.W. Franz

    Dr. Ev…er, uh….that Milton guy…

    you feel stupid for believing what other people have told you for so long…

    Some of the ideas you have about getting even are just too….well, you know…un-Christian

  • spider
    spider

    Damn - what do you need to get some recognition around here.
    I think you're stuff is great.
    Just wanted to let you know that some of us noticed.

  • Preston
    Preston

    Thanks Spider, for a minute there I though nobody noticed...

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    preston

    great job!

  • rolling rock
    rolling rock

    OMG Funny funny stuff!!!! rolling around on the floor.. where did you get all the faces?

  • Ray Skyhorse
    Ray Skyhorse

    Bravo!!! Thanks Preston!

  • sf
    sf

    BwahhhhhhhhROFLOL

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