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ButtLight

Ok, for those of you who remember, and those who dont, I started a thread a while back about my car being "stolen" . (which it really wasnt)

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/121680/1.ashx

Trying to make a long story short, it took me a very long time to get the police department to even write up a report on this, but finally got my way. Then they turned it over to the cop that works in the school.

My son parked in the back parking lot, which was not marked for staff parking in any way. I took pics of this, and the next day, they painted all the spots with staff member only.

So, then I find out that the Janitor got in the van, started it up, and moved it from his "favorite" spot, to a downhill ramp on the side of a building, in a NO parking zone!

I get this letter in the mail today from him, I guess this is his punishment for a criminal offence. (which the cop at school agreed it was)

Ms Po------
I'm writing this note to apologize for moving your sons car. My only intent was to remind your son of the policy of assigned staff parking lots being for staff only, without a parking ticket being issued.
Dave

So, even though its not marked staff parking, he decides to teach my son a lesson, cause he took his favorite spot. And his intent was to teach him a lesson, so he wouldnt get a parking ticket. Ok, by moving if from a legal spot, to a no parking zone?? what ever

If your bored, type me up funny reply to him. (not that I will send it) Just need a good laugh!

whyamihere

Dear useless Ape with multiple amount of keys and mop:

The only reason I am writing/replying to your so-called excuse for handling my property, is because it will bring me much amusement.

With great surprise, you still have a 8th grade reading/writing level, it just makes it so much easier to communicate back and forth.

I am glad you were able to remind my son by showing him that it is ok for one to steal a car and move it into a position of illegal parking. Although, it was quite clever of you to take the matter in your own hands, were a parking ticket wouldn't be issued. Stealing and beating the system isn't how I "intend" to raise my children. I am not sure how you like to raise your latch key delinquentes, but it isn't the way I do things in my humble abode.

I for one would be very happy for you to use my car, solely to clean and polish it up. I do like that "New Car" smell. If you ever have that urge - please by all means do so.

Sincerely, Concerned Parent

JH

I would reply:

Dear janitor,

Moving my son's car without telling him and placing it in a No Parking zone just shows how wrong you are.

Where the car was initially, it wasn't written No Parking, nor was it illegal for him to put it there, but you placed it right in front of a garage door blocking the entrance and exit.

Also you didn't tell him where you put the car, which just shows how you wanted a kick out of this.

Warlock

Dear Janitor Dave,

Thank you for the apology.

Now, let me see if I have your motivations straight. You moved the van so it would NOT get a ticket, to a place where it was SURE to get a ticket, AND possibly a tow?

That's why you're the janitor.

Love, Butt

bebu

Dear useless Ape with multiple amount of keys and mop:
The only reason I am writing/replying to your so-called excuse for handling my property, is because it will bring me much amusement.
With great surprise, you still have a 8th grade reading/writing level, it just makes it so much easier to communicate back and forth.
I am glad you were able to remind my son by showing him that it is ok for one to steal a car and move it into a position of illegal parking. Although, it was quite clever of you to take the matter in your own hands, were a parking ticket wouldn't be issued. Stealing and beating the system isn't how I "intend" to raise my children. I am not sure how you like to raise your latch key delinquentes, but it isn't the way I do things in my humble abode.
I for one would be very happy for you to use my car, solely to clean and polish it up. I do like that "New Car" smell. If you ever have that urge - please by all means do so.
Sincerely, Concerned Parent

Help me, I can't stop laughing!!! bebu

rebel8

Dear Maintenance Engineer,

To thank you for your humble Christian attitude, I have signed you up for a free home Bible study.

You will soon be love bombed by a group of professional janitors.

Millions now living will never die. The end of false religion is near.

Agape,

Buttlight

JWdaughter

I like Warlocks, except: Dear Janitor Dave,

Thank you for the apology.

Now, let me see if I have your motivations straight. You moved the van (my insert-from a legal parking place) so it would NOT get a ticket, to a place where it was SURE to get a ticket, AND possibly a tow?

(again, my insertion-Then you quickly repainted the parking space-after I had photographed it-to make it an illegal place to park.)

That's why you're the janitor.

Love, Butt

What a doofus! And a half assed apology. Make more trouble for the jerk. (In a bad mood today, can you tell?)

JWdaughter

I bet we know where this janitor will be tonite-BOWLING!!!

ButtLight

Dear Mr. Toilet Scrubber, (no offence to you that are, I do it for a living!)

Im glad you took the time out of your busy schedule, to teach my son this valuable lesson. Im sure you will appreciate it when my son decides to return the favor, and park your car in the school officers parking space, marked official parking only!

Im so glad you got this slap on the wrist, and were told to write this letter so this matter could be dropped. Im sure you learned your lesson, and my son will also be sending you an asinine letter if apology!

ButtLight

Just to fill you guys in a bit, when the cop finally found my car, he told my son he wasnt going to do anything about it. And said, if everyone pressed charges against you for everything you did, you would be sitting in jail right now!

When I got this guy on the phone, and confronted him about that, he couldnt recall saying that of course.

I put him on speaker phone, with three witnesses, hearing him say that if we persue this, he could always give my son a few more tickets!!

Then I got mad and asked if this was a threat. Of course he said no.

He told me his sargent told him to drop the case. So I asked for his name. He gave it to me, but forgot spell it? Then all of a sudden, he put me on hold, came back and said the sargent said to go ahead and write the report! Hmmm

I have to sit back here and laugh, this is this guys punishment, writing this bogus letter of apology!

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