Peanuts.....

by SWALKER 4 Replies latest social humour

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  SWALKER

  A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
  of seniors down a highway
  when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
  She offers him a handful of peanuts,
  which he gratefully munches up.
  
  After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
  again and she hands him another handful of peanuts
  She repeats this gesture about five more times
  
  When she is about to hand him another batch again
  he asks the little old lady,
  "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
  "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
  
  The puzzled driver asks,
  "Why do you buy them then?"
  The old lady replied,
  "We just love the chocolate around them."
  
  *It pays to be careful around old people.*
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  daystar

  D'ohh.... :D
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  Mystla

  Had to read this one to my hubby, we both got a laugh out of it.. Thanks :)
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  lilybird

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  freetosee

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