when HallMark writers have a bad Day

purplesofa

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H eard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- Imust admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me. #################################################### Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again. ******************************************************************************** Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here. ===================================================== Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay

hambeak

Purps you got game girl. Are you sure you're not a writer for a sitcom if not you should be those are great one liners. Thanks I always enjoy a good laugh.

kitten whiskers

Purps! I think I wet my pants! Those are sooooooooooo funny! I want to go show hubby on the laptop, but he's been sick with flu and severe stomach pains---I'm afraid laughing at this may kill him!

Thanks! Kitten Whiskers

SWALKER

LOL!

Swalker

codeblue

lol....

Sam87

hehe:)

becca1

cute