Making fun of the twins

MsMcDucket

As many of you know, my twin daughters are Jehovah's Witnesses. They refused to go to their grandmother's funeral last Saturday. This Tuesday, they needed a co-signer for a car; so they called their dad. He said that he would do it. When they came over, I was laying in bed with my hubby. I covered my head and didn't look at them. One of the twins started talking to their dad about a new pill that helps people to quit smoking. I spoke from underneath the cover and said "They're VOODOO PILLS!". I didn't see the look on their faces, but I knew that this must of scared the crap out of them. They left pretty quickly after I said it. Every time that they come over, I'm going to remind them that I'm supposed to be demonized.

I'm mad at them! Arrgh!

daystar

I'm sorry and that really sucks, but...

"They're VOODOO PILLS!".

OMG! That is hilarious! "I say! A-boogabooga!! VOODOO!!"

fullofdoubtnow

I don't blame you for having a bit of fun at their expense, MsMcDucket. I know dubs would never visit another church to worship, but refusing to go to their grandmother's funeral? That shows lack of respect in my book.

Dubs are always harping on about looking for opportunities to "give a good witness". In my opinion, not coming to the funeral was a bad witness on their part. It helps non jws to see how pedantic the jws really are.

Linda

Gill

Well done!

The only way to destroy the teachings of the WTBTS is to laugh and poke fun at them!

It works!

Humour can destroy the Watchtower.

Abandoned

Who'd of thought all those years ago when we were studying about how the truth would set us free that we wouldn't need be set free if we weren't studying "the truth" in the first place?

Anyway, way to go. Even if they didn't want to go to the funeral you'd think they would at least jump for joy because now their grandma qualifies for a resurrection rather than destruction.

vitty

The only way to destroy the teachings of the WTBTS is to laugh and poke fun at them!
It works!
Humour can destroy the Watchtower.

Do you know what I think you make a good point. So ok, they are told there would be ridiculers, but how much could you take. If each time a witness claims something, just smile and shake your head or have a good old belly laugh and point out how ridiculous there reasoning is.

Is someone laughs at me, I feel really hurt and embarrassed and then angry......................lets get them feeling something, instead of trying to make them think !

Oh and I really dont understand this refusing to go to funerals......................I knew elders who would go into a church and sit at the back

moshe

It would be interesting to see what happens , if one of the twins wants out of the Borg later and the other can't see it.

Sorry, to hear that they couldn't set aside Watchtower fears in order to attend their grandmother's funeral.

MsMcDucket

It would be interesting to see what happens , if one of the twins wants out of the Borg later and the other can't see it.

Moshe, those girls stick together like glue. I don't think that one would risk losing the other.

Making fun of the twins

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