GOD & THE BIKER
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel
it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I
can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of s omething that would
honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Just for Laughs # 2
by The Lone Ranger 4 Replies latest social humour
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The Lone Ranger
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hambeak
very good
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mellisamouse
cute. Yeah, when I have PMS, I don't even understand MYSELF either!
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fullofdoubtnow
lol
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juni
cute!
Ever watch the movie "What Women Want"? Mel Gibson is in it - funny movie.
Juni