HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT:
>> T he following is an actual question given on a University of
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>> The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
>> it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
>> have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
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>> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
>> (absorbs heat)?
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>> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
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>> One student, however, wrote the following:
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>> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
>> we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
>> rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
>> that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
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>> Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering
>> Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world
>> today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of
>> their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of
>> these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
>> religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
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>> With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
>> souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
>> change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
>> for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume
>> of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
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>> This gives two possibilities:
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>> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
>> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
>> until all Hell breaks loose.
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>> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
>> in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
>> freezes over.
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>> So which is it?
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>> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
>> year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"
>> and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
>> number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic
>> and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that
>> since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
>> more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby
>> proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last
>> night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
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>> THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
A "Hell" Joke sent to me....
by tan 7 Replies latest jw friends
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tan
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quixote
LMAO !! Thanks for the funny.
I belive that Hell is cold. I should know, I lived with her for 10 years before divorcing her !
Q.
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loosie
lol good one
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SirNose586
That's a pimp answer. I like it.
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geevee
Deeep......but very funny. Thanks for sharing it.
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joanne_
That is funny as hell!!!!
lol
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Abandoned
LOL! Thanks for sharing.
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lovelylil
I love it! ha, ha, Lilly