Some time ago, there was this artist who worked from a
studio in his home. He specialized in nudes and had been
working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for
several months now.
As usual, his model reported and after exchanging the
usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress
for the day's work.
He told her not to bother, that he felt pretty bad with a
cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her
for the day but that she could just go home; he just
wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the
least I can do."
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were
sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and
enjoying their tea when he heard the front door open and
close, then some familiar footsteps. "Oh my God!" he
whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your
clothes off!"
Suspicion
by Clam 3 Replies latest social humour
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Clam
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OnTheWayOut
I liked the joke, and it fits the title.
Kinda like the group of JW recruiters that took a break inside a coffee house during cold weather, but the elders were already sitting inside. When they saw the rank-and-file members approaching, they quickly pulled out their magazines and offered them to others.
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Clam
Hehe well they're only human OTWO.
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Fisherman
Amigo, don't you know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth five thousand dollars?