Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged..........

by Sunnygal41 5 Replies latest social humour

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41

    Psychiatrically Challenged


    SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

    NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
    Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .
    . .

    PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

    PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe
    I'll Tell You Why

    DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better start again)

    PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave
    To Me (and then took it all away)

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

  • carla
    carla

    I needed a good laugh today! thanks.

  • kitten whiskers
    kitten whiskers

    LOVE IT! "Do you hear what I hear" my favorite! Thanks. Kitten Whiskers

  • megsmomma
    megsmomma

    aHHHHH...HA HAH AAAAA "Santa Clause is coming to get me" !!!!!!!!

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    My crazy Christmas Carol. Schizophrenics are notorious for rhyming. I use to think that Doctor Suess was a schizophrenic because he could rhyme his arse off. Oh yeah, schizophrenics will make words to make a rhyme.

    Dingle Bells

    Dingle bells

    Go to hell

    I can't come out and play

    You stink like butt

    And you know what

    I don't won't to smell that way.

    Dingle bells Dingle Bells

    Go wash your butt today

    And if you do

    I'll like you

    And my mom will let us play! Hey!

    Dashing through the snow

    Laughing as we go

    No stinky butt to smell

    And everyone feels well

    We don't have to hold our nose

    And you put on clean clothes

    No dingleberries on your arse

    Good thing have come to parst

    Hey!

    Dingle bells Dingle bells~~~

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41

    lol.........love that Dingle Bells song.............hmmmm, my ex used to make up words all the time to stupid songs.........maybe THAT was what was wrong with him! LOL!

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