Just got a call from the elders

freyd

Got a phone message from the borg. Submitted a d/a letter 6 months ago. Haven't been in the congregation for a year and half and live 800 miles away. Wonder what they want to talk about?

JWdaughter

Could you call them back? Curiosity and all that? They've got your number anyway. . .

They don't like it when people walk away. Especially active ones. I know someone who da'd and after a while they df'd him. Kind of like, I think it was Wm Tyndale who was hanged, but he left such a lasting impression on the religious authorities that they dug him up years later and burned him at the stake. They like doing the kicking out, but it's another matter when they get the pink slip.

avidbiblereader

Maybe one of them want to join you, it is not normal for elders to call a DA'd person before a DF'd person, heck I have been out for over 6 years and live in the same town and they never have called me. My best friend and I were kicked out about the same time and we are the two apostates of town that nobody will even look at. Don't make eye contact with them.

Poztate

Haven't been in the congregation for a year and half and live 800 miles away. Wonder what they want to talk about?

Be sure to call them"collect"

GoingGoingGone

I like that this is posted in the 'humor' section!!

GGG

freyd

Decided against returning their call. Don't want to give them the satisfaction of thinking they're still in control. I fired them.

free2beme

Make sure to wish them a Merry Christmas from me.

BlackSwan of Memphis

When I saw this was posted in the humor section I thought there was going to be a punchline, lol.

I'd be curious why they called ya. Seeing as you da'ed and it hasn't even been a year since you did.

garybuss

I'd call the bastard at 2 am and tell him some idiot using his name left me a message.

Just got a call from the elders

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