U Got to Love the Boys in Writing

by JT 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • JT
    JT

    Organization
    Following the model of first-century Christianity, Jehovah's Witnesses have no clergy-laity division. All baptized members are ordained ministers and share in the preaching and teaching work. Witnesses are organized into congregations of up to 200 members. Spiritually mature men in each congregation serve as elders. A body of elders supervises each congregation. About 20 congregations form a circuit, and about 10 circuits are grouped into a district. Congregations receive periodic visits from traveling elders. Guidance and instructions are provided by a multinational governing body made up of longtime Witnesses who currently serve at the international offices of Jehovah's Witnesses in Brooklyn, New York.—Acts 15:23-29; 1 Timothy 3:1-7.

    Conscience
    Jehovah's Witnesses avoid making rules and regulations beyond those provided in the Scriptures, and they do not follow traditions that contradict Bible teachings. Emphasis is placed on personal application of Bible principles and the value of a sound, Bible-based conscience.—Matthew 15:9; 2 Corinthians 1:24.

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    from the jw-media site-- you got to love it

    James

  • felix a
    felix a

    JT,

    So they are back to publishing that, "All baptized members are ordained ministers". I seem to recall that this has fluctuated a few times over the years.

    But give me a break on this one, "Jehovah's Witnesses have no clergy-laity division" the rest of their paragraph shows that there is a formal division that exists. They can call it an organizational structure but it is formalized and it does create a division and a well defined hierarchy of status and responsibility.

    If you were a baptized Witness male God forbid that you started acting and dealing with matters in the congregation as if you were one of the appointed elders when you weren't. Can you just imagine approaching a couple of other brothers and telling them that a matter has come to your attention that neds to be dealt with and that you'd like them to serve with you to hear out the matter and make a decision. Yeah right! They'd laugh you right right out of there...

    No clergy-laity division my ass... Give me a break.

    Thanks for the morning laugh JT. Tell the wife hello.

    felix a (David P)

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    "All baptized members are ordained ministers and equal, but some are more equal than others, and if you're a woman you are not very equal at all."

    Keep on rocking in the free world...

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    Very twisted - I could say a mouthful on this one - but I will leave it to chance that you all know my exact feelings.

    Never knew equal meant some were "superior" to others and depending on what sex you were born equal took take on a new meaning as well. A freind of mine years ago wanted to go the Bethel - but she was told all the cleaning positins and other woman positions were filled and htey were only accepting the brothers. That sounds real equal to me.

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    Jehovah's Witnesses avoid making rules

    Bwaaa-ha-ha! ROFLOL. Almost fell off my chair on that one. Thanks for the laugh JT, it made my day!

    GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
    Mark Twain (1835-1910)

  • willy_think
    willy_think

    ah i see. all JWs are "ordained ministers". so NO JW can be forced to testify. well well

    the ideas and opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily represent those of the WTB&TS inc. or any of it's subsidiary corporations.
  • TR
    TR

    Thanks, JT.

    Another nail in the coffin of JW doublespeak.

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • chester
    chester

    Hey JT,

    Jehovah's Witnesses avoid making rules and regulations beyond those provided in the Scriptures

    I did fall off my chair when I read that one

    Chester

  • waiting
    waiting

    Howdy,

    Interestingly, this IS basically what they taught me 30 years ago, when I was studying. This "freedom" was the brassring for me. I was raised a Catholic with a strong fear of Hell - and crappy parents to boot.

    I used to think that it had changed, corrupted, over the decades - but my husband said that the WTBTS has always been like we know it now.......he didn't know what I was referring to, as he had been raised in the org.

    He always felt the stifling effect, whereas it enclosed upon me like a rolling fog.

    Quite sad, really.

    waiting

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