Baseball fan

by JeffT 2 Replies latest social humour

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy
    ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar
    and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

    A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident
    and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering
    data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:" Brave Young Red
    Sox Fan Saves Friend from Jaws of Vicious Animal."

    "But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.

    "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I
    just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:
    "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Dog Attack."

    "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responded.

    The reporter said, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for
    the Red Sox or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like?"

    "I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush," the boy
    said.

    Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again: "Arrogant Little
    Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

  • UnConfused
    UnConfused

    LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • zeroday
    zeroday

    Bush and Cheney are on a boat in the Potomac fishing one day when a gust of wind blows Cheney's hat 50 feet into the water.Cheney is about to dive into the water to retrive his hat when George says, "Hold on I'll get" and proceeds to step out of the boat walking on water to retrive the hat. Headlines in the next days New York Times:

    "BUSH CAN'T SWIM"

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