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by hillbilly 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    Found elesewere....

    (From Elsewhere...)

    In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any
    stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to
    single digits or below.

    About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658
    responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road
    outside Shattuck He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with
    the engine still running.

    Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper
    walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind
    the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.

    The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window.

    Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State
    Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the
    gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was
    showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the
    snow .. wheels spinning.

    Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next
    to the speeding, but still stationary car.

    The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually
    keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the
    Trooper yelled at the man to ..

    'Pull over!'

    The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to
    say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still
    shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run
    50 miles per hour.

    Sometimes law enforcement can be fun!

  • choosing life
    choosing life

    Funny! LOL

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    wow..nobody reads what i post anymore................

    ~Hill

  • SWALKER
    SWALKER

    Very funny!!!

    Swalker

  • UnConfused
    UnConfused

    LOL that was pretty good. Is it a true story?

    Write away Hilly and I'll read!

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