GB Application Form (Only the Most Narrow Minded Bigots Need Apply)

by frankiespeakin 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  frankiespeakin

  Governing Body Application Form

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  1. Do you believe we are living in the last days mentioned in Mathew 24, Luke 21, Mark 13, 2Tim.?
  2. Do you beleive the Governing Body are the only ones who can interpet the Bible correctly?
  3. Do you ever have any doubts in decisions made by the Governing Body?
  4. Is there even the smallest chance you might change your mind about wether or not we are living in the last days?
  5. If someone inside of the organization said anything negative about the Governing Body would you turn them in for rebellion against the the Organization?
  6. Do you read faithfully every day God's word the Bible along with publications provided the Faithful and Discrete Slave?
  7. Have you ever had even the slightest doubts about God's word the Bible or the Organization he is using?
  8. Do you currently have a masturbation that keeps flaring up?
  9. Have you ever been reproved or disfellowshipped?
  10. Are you one of the few remaining 144,000 annointed ones?
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  vomit

  Governing Body Application Form
  
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  1.
  Do you believe we are living in the last days mentioned in Mathew 24, Luke 21, Mark 13, 2Tim.?
  I believe in the last days that Weekly World News tells me about.
  2.
  Do you beleive the Governing Body are the only ones who can interpet the Bible correctly?
  No I am testing every inspired expression as John said.
  3.
  Do you ever have any doubts in decisions made by the Governing Body?
  No doubts, I just don't agree with them
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  Is there even the smallest chance you might change your mind about wether or not we are living in the last days?
  No chance at all, we have been living in the last days forever, and always will.
  5.
  If someone inside of the organization said anything negative about the Governing Body would you turn them in for rebellion against the the Organization?
  Nope, especially since I have never read about an organisation in the bible, I dont even think that word is in there.
  6.
  Do you read faithfully every day God's word the Bible along with publications provided the Faithful and Discrete Slave?
  No because they are not faithful nor discrete.
  7.
  Have you ever had even the slightest doubts about God's word the Bible or the Organization he is using?
  No Doubts at all, I just don't believe it and don't doubt my belief.
  8.
  Do you currently have *a* masturbation that keeps flaring up?
  Just one masturbation? No I have many different varied ones(some gay)
  9.
  Have you ever been reproved or disfellowshipped?
  Yes for reading playboy at 15, for kicking an elders son when he started fights and bullied other children and I put him in is place.
  10.
  Are you one of the few remaining 144,000 annointed ones?
  Yes as it is not a literal number like much of revelation, it could well mean every human in existance.
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  metaspy

  Interesting. I have never even heard of a GB Application Form.
  Where would one pick this up? Assemblies, Conventions, tour of Brooklyn Bethel?
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  frankiespeakin

  Interesting. I have never even heard of a GB Application Form.
  Where would one pick this up? Assemblies, Conventions, tour of Brooklyn Bethel? You can't just pick these up, they are given to you by a member of the GB when they think you might have potential, no copies are to be made and they must be filled out in less than 48 hours.
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  metaspy

  So, I would conclude that you were given an application at one time?
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  frankiespeakin

  So, I would conclude that you were given an application at one time? No that would be a wrong conclusion, what happened was my cousin at bethel stold a stack of them from Gerrit Losch office.