A Part of the World

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Brothers and sisters, let's rise now and join in the singing of Song Number 24, "A Part of the World." It's loosely based on John 17:16.

A PART OF THE WORLD

Although God once set us apart,
Lloyd Barry had a change of heart.
A part of the UN are we;
Since '91 we chose to be.

All worldly trends we used to avoid,
But with the harlot we're now employed.
From beastly things we don't abstain;
We're joining in so we'll remain.

The UN's friendship we cultivate,
Just one more thing God tolerates.
Yes, persecution we expect,
But the UN will us protect.

So we'll sit back and wait for new light;
The faithful slave must have this one right.
We'll publish nice things in Awake!,
And of UN care we'll partake.

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Come on--SOMEBODY must know how to sing! ;)

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Seeker

Brilliant!

Here's my contribution:

Song 8 - Loyally Submitting to Theocratic Order

As Jehovah's people sound throughout the earth
Truths about the UN, of such priceless worth,
Theocratic order they must all obey
And remain united, nothing bad to say.

(Chorus)

DPI, our leader, is in full control;
They equip the NGO that they do enroll.
'Tis a spir'tual warfare, so we get to lie
To our group, united, who never ask us "Why?"

(Chorus)

Then we have the UN
and their active troops.
These will ever guide us
through their circus hoops.

So may we be steadfast,
seek UN to please,
Loyally proclaiming
all sneaky decrees!

CHORUS:
Loyal submission in recognition,
This to UN we owe.
They give protection, but no affection.
Loyalty to them we show

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Seeker,

Uplifting sentiments indeed! I like the "circus hoops."

At this rate, we'll soon have the whole songbook rewritten! We're 1/112.5th of the way already. ;)

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troubled

Sung to the Tune of Song 15:
Life Without End at Last!

Here I am
Posting Again
Knowing I'm an Outsider

Still I stay here
Throught taunt and jeer
Searching through threads to find

True info I can weigh
Without the hate or plain hearsay
No hasty slam
Or verbal spam
But an interchange of the mind

Some were hurt
treated like dirt
So they pounce on each random Dub posting

Trade bruises for sprains
But neither gains
Both stewing in our own brine

Can't we try to keep our cool?
Must we paint the other fool?
We disagree
Sometimes violently
But where do we draw the line?

troubled

p.s.

Seeker,
This wasn't really directed to you, just an observation about the general negative tone that sometimes exists on this forum.

And besides, I couldn't resist the urge to make up a little ditty of my own.

Pathofthorns

HA HA... you guys are all nuts! Thanks for the laughs. The song titles and words and melodies are so lame to begin with that it doesn't take much twisting.

Path

Seeker

Nice job, troubled. I knew that wasn't directed at me since I'm one of those who hates name-calling and fighting.

A Part of the World

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