We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
> :) means a smile and
> :( is a frown.
> Sometimes these are represented by
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> :- )
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> :- (
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> Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
> Here goes:
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> (_!_) a regular ass
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> (__!__) a fat ass
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> (!) a tight ass
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> (_*_) a sore ass
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> {_!_} a swishy ass
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> (_o_) an ass that's been around
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> (_x_) kiss my ass
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> (_X_) leave my ass alone
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> (_zzz_) a tired ass
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> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
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> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
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> (_?_) Dumb Ass