Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
told him "Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3
times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Cuckoo!
by Paralipomenon 5 Replies latest social humour
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Paralipomenon
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Sad emo
I liked that one!!
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GoingGoingGone
That was really funny!! Needed a laugh about now!!
GGG
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troubled mind
OMG.....what a great story laughing till my sides hurt !
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exwitless
Hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh.
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ButtLight
OMG lmao..........
Thats why I dont give a time when I will ge home on girls night out lol! (besides that, I got rid of that damn cuckoo clock, drove me nuts!)