Cuckoo!

by Paralipomenon 5 Replies latest social humour

  • Paralipomenon
    Paralipomenon

    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
    the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home.
    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
    cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
    cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
    with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
    conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9
    cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
    told him "Midnight". He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why he
    said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
    shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3
    times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    I liked that one!!

  • GoingGoingGone
    GoingGoingGone

    That was really funny!! Needed a laugh about now!!

    GGG

  • troubled mind
    troubled mind

    OMG.....what a great story laughing till my sides hurt !

  • exwitless
    exwitless

    Hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh.

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    OMG lmao..........

    Thats why I dont give a time when I will ge home on girls night out lol! (besides that, I got rid of that damn cuckoo clock, drove me nuts!)

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