Bumper Sticker: Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantacy

by Lady Liberty 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Lady Liberty
    Lady Liberty

    Hello everyone,

    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!

    Found a few funny bumper stickers:

    I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want

    They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

    Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.

    Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.What ones have you seen that you liked??

    Sincerely,

    Lady Liberty

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    I see a lot of pinko-liberal-commie stickers on the Prii (erm...what's the plural of Prius? ) that come in at work.

    "You cannot simultaneously prevent war and prepare for war--Albert Einstein"

    "Toyota of El Cajon Screwed Me Over" (LOLZ)

    "Send the Bush Twins to Iraq"

  • Clam
    Clam

    It wasn't a bumper sticker, just a sign outside a shop (store). They supplied camping equipment and were based in Stratford-upon-Avon, the home of William Shakespeare. The sign read -

    NOW IS THE DISCOUNT OF OUR WINTER TENTS

  • badboy
    badboy

    One that my brother told me about was

    IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU HAVE JUST CRASHED INTO ME!

  • Gill
    Gill

    'GO AWAY!' Is my favourite.

    I think someone should make one that says 'Not Today, Thank You!'

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    "When God created man, She was only joking!"

    "This driver can go from 0 to bitch in 3.1 seconds"

  • Lumptard
    Lumptard

    "Keep honking....I'm reloading"

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