Ok I'll give it a shot, moo:
JW: This is your invitation to an upcoming important yearly event. You will be warmly welcomed. The details are on the invitation.
Moo: So is this a JW celebration of some sort?
JW: Yeah we will commemorate the death of Jesus Christ at..
Moo: "Commemorate"? So it's not a celebration then?
JW: Well.. it is a....
Moo: Cmon,cmon..surely it's not that difficult! Is this a celebration or not? You guys want me to come to your lil party, you gotta let me know if it is worth my while....
JW: Look, sir.. this is a serious....blah blah blah blah.....
<deliberate, drawn out pause>
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Moo: There's booze but we're not drinking? There's bread but we're not eating? There's music but we're not dancing? MAN!! THAT'S SOME BORING SH!T!! <slams door>
INQ