From - [email protected]
Date - 24th Feb 2007 16:02:44
To - [email protected]
Subject - Armageddon Survivors
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Wassssuuuuuuppppppp
Sorry to be a pain, but I'd love some clarification on what defines those who survive the Big A. I'd always understood that each human was to be taken on his/her own merit, regardless of faith. After all it gives all non Christians a fighting chance, LOL. With this in mind I’d kind of scattered my limited resources, tempting all and sundry throughout the earth. Apart from the obvious justice of it all, I had also relied on what was put in the book Jehovah’s Witnesses in the 20th Century , 1978, p 27, which says -
"Do they believe that they are the only ones who will be saved? No. ... Jesus admonished that we should not be judging one another. We tend to look on the outward appearance. God looks on the heart." (Jehovah’s Witnesses in the 20th Century, 1978, p 27)
Ok, then the other day, one of the demons, after perusing an apostate bulletin board, points this out -
"You must be part of Jehovah’s organization, doing God’s will, in order to receive his blessing of everlasting life." (You Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth, 1982, p256)
You’ve got to be kidding?! I really need to know what’s what here or how in hell (geddit?) can I do my job?
Satan