Why does Jesus come and go all the time?

by PopeOfEruke 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Why does Jesus come and go all the time?

    First, people waited for thousands of years for him to come.

    So he comes in 2BC finally - BUT then leaves in 33AD. Why leave?? Everyone waited so long.

    So then the people wait another 1900 years.

    He was supposed to come again in 1874 but must have been delayed as he didn't arrive till 1914.

    But for a few years he didn't do too much but he came again in 1919 (or was it 1918) and inspected the troops.

    So then he goes again even though he is still "present", well invisible, but he is going to come again and fix up all the wicked people and their pet tigers.

    So he comes, he goes, he comes, he sort of goes, he comes again soon supposedly, then stays and will leave again after 1000 years.....

    Why the heck doesn't he just stay and do the job properly once??

    Pope

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Maybe he's a busy guy, the universe is a big place.

    "Ok, so I have to make a second coming on Omicron Persei 8 tomorrow, a third coming on Uranus, and another 2nd coming on Hovering Squid World 97A. Oh, shoot I forgot about Earth again. Sorry Mr. Russel! I'll pencil you guys in later... 1975 sound good for you?" 1975 comes along.... "Shoot forgot again! Why didn't you remind me Mr. Russel? Mr. Russel?... Oh right, that mortality thing, I forgot about that. Well, I get to Earth some time later."

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    SL

    that could be it! Or maybe he is G-Jobbing, working 2 jobs like the Bethelites.

    Or maybe he's a gamer?

    Jehovah : "Jesus Christ kid!!! Do I have to remind you again?? Get off that bloody Play Station 7000 and go to Earth and destroy the wicked and their pet tigers, right now!!"

    Jesus : " yeh yeh Dad! Soon! soon! I can't save this level and it's taken me 80 years to get this far!"

    Jehovah : "Jesus Christ! I'm sorry I bought you that damn game now for your last birthday! When will you grow up and go out and get a real job??"

    ...........................

    Pope

  • found-my-way
    found-my-way

    ooooh oooooh I know!

    he's busy flying around (if flying is appropriate means of transport) the universe to all the different planets that have religious cultures, all in different states of evolution....can you tell i watch star trek TNG?

    lol @

    Jehovah : "Jesus Christ kid!!! Do I have to remind you again?? Get off that bloody Play Station 7000 and go to Earth and destroy the wicked and their pet tigers, right now!!"

    Jesus : " yeh yeh Dad! Soon! soon! I can't save this level and it's taken me 80 years to get this far!"

    Jehovah : "Jesus Christ! I'm sorry I bought you that damn game now for your last birthday! When will you grow up and go out and get a real job??"

  • Ténébreux
    Ténébreux

    Good point. He was supposed to be on this all-important mission to redeem humanity etc. You'd think he could have stuck around a bit longer to make sure everyone got the message properly. But no, let's just make cryptic remarks for three years and then suddenly leave everyone to argue for the next two thousand years about who has the correct interpretation. Odd.

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW

    I tend to assume that he only appears during the commercial breaks.

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    ....when I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and will take you.......

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