An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a
cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down
next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking
colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences,
pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors,
and feeding my dogs,
So I guess I am a cowboy."
She said,
"I'm a lesbian.
I spend my whole day thinking about women
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about
women.
When I shower, I think about women.
When I watch TV, I think about women.
I even think about women when I eat.
It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other
side of the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found
out that I'm a lesbian.
The Old Cowboy
by talley 3 Replies latest social humour
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Kaput
Good one, talley.
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SirNose586
Good one!