...and is greeted at the gates by St. Peter.
"Welcome to Heaven" says Peter, "by our records you lived your life as a faithful Catholic so I'll lead you to Catholic heaven"
"Oh really" says the man "you have different Heavens?"
"But of course, every person that dies is reunited with those of their faith here in Heaven"
They start walking along and pass by large structures, Peter points at the different ones.
"This is for the faithful Jews, this one is for Buddists and this one for Muslims"
"But I'll ask you to remain quiet when we pass the next one"
They keep walking by silently until they are well past the building.
"Why did we have to be quiet" asked the man "who was in there?"
"Oh those were the anointed Jehovah's Witnesses," replies Peter "they think they're the only ones here"
A man dies and goes to heaven...
by Paralipomenon 5 Replies latest social humour
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Paralipomenon
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greendawn
They are indeed very unique and it shows by the way they excelled in all sectors of spiritual life, their charitable works, their loving kindness and humility and the substantial new religious knowledge they have offered to the world.
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truthsetsonefree
LMAO
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found-my-way
LoVeD it!
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Rayvin
That made me chuckle and grin. Thank you.
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Cold Creek Swimmer
What do you get when you cross a JW with an Atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.