Another funny spam mail from my M-I-L (Satan is keeping us BUSY)

Rayvin

Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said:" We can't keep Christians from going to the Kingdom Hall." "We can't keep them from forming an intimate relationship with Jehovah God. "Once they gain that connection with Jehovah, our power over them is broken.

"So, let them go to their Kingdom Halls; let them have their covered dish dinners but steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Jehovah. "This is what I want you to do", said the devil: "Distract them from gaining hold of their GOD and maintaining that vital connection throughout the day!"

"How shall we do this?" his demons shouted. "Keep them busy in the nonessentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered. "Tempt them to spend, spend, spend and borrow, borrow, borrow. Persuade them to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day. "Keep them from spending time with their children", "As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!"

"Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice saying "This is the Way" "Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive.."To keep the TV, VCR, CD'S, and their PCs going constantly in their homes and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays debasing music constantly. "This will jam >their minds and break that union with their God Jehovah."

"Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers." "Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day." "Invade their driving moments with billboards." "Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order Catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes. "

"Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied with their wives." "Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night. Give them headaches too!" "If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere."
"That will fragment their families quickly!"

"Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God's creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead." "Keep them busy, busy, busy!" And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences."

"Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Jehovah." "Soon they will be all working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause."

"It will work!" "It will work!" It was quite a plan! The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere to get more busy and more rushed, going here and there. Having little time for their God or their families. Having no time to tell others about the good news of the Kingdom. I guess the question is has the devil been successful at his scheme? You be the judge!

What does "busy" mean?:

B-eing
U-nder
S-atan's
Y-oke? Please pass this on, if you aren't too BUSY!